Fire Your SaaS.
Generic software-"as-a-service" charges $588 to $1,788 a year, forever, to do math a good spreadsheet does better. These are purpose-built back-office systems in a single Excel file you own — price book, quote machine, customer & job history, profit dashboard. Built for your trade, not everyone's. $75. Once.
$75
One-Time · Crafters Engine $50 · Own Forever
20 MIN
Guided Setup Time
750+
Automated Formula Checks
0 MACROS
Runs Offline in Excel / Sheets
Trade Pricing & Job-Costing Systems
Each one is a mini CRM plus a live bill-of-materials tracker for a shop of one. Blue cells are your live inputs; gray cells calculate loaded costs, fee stacks, and profit guardrails.
Heating & Air — 1–2 Truck Shops
HVAC Quoting Engine
| Input / Job Item | Formula Result |
|---|---|
| Tech Base Wage | $28.00/hr |
| Shop Overhead (Van, Ins, Tools) | $48,000/yr |
| Rate You MUST Bill | $114.09/hr |
| Capacitor Swap (Standard Flat) | $125.05 |
| Same Job (9pm Sunday Call) | $139.31 |
Stops driveway guessing. Builds your whole flat-rate price book from your real costs, with Good/Better/Best tiers and a Quick Quote tab a tech can run on a tablet.
Electricians — Solo & Side-Work
Electrical Quoting Engine
| Flat-Rate Assembly | Formula Result |
|---|---|
| True Burdened Shop Rate | $120.47/hr |
| Service Call (Trip + 1st Hr) | $183.67 |
| GFCI Receptacle Upgrade | $144.40 |
| 200A Panel Swap (Flat) | $2,425.51 |
| Materials Markup Bracket | Automatic |
Kills buddy rates on side work and stops you marking up a $285 panel like a $2 wire nut. Built-in 15% discovery contingency and permit + admin billing.
Mobile Welders & Small Fab
Welding Quoting Engine
| Mobile Job Scenario | Formula Result |
|---|---|
| Rig Rate (Truck + Gen Included) | $124.50/hr |
| Enforced Minimum Call-Out | $175.00 |
| 30-min Re-Tack, 14 mi Out | $175.00 |
| …Realized Rate for That 30 Min | $284/hr |
| Quote Margin Health Check | GREEN |
Kills the drive-out profit trap: the sheet won't quote a mobile job under your minimum, bills rod and gas per arc-minute (with stub waste), and flags any bid below break-even in RED before it leaves your phone.
Handmade Sellers — Etsy & Craft Fairs
Crafters Pricing Engine
| 8 oz Soy Candle | Formula Result |
|---|---|
| Wax, Oil, Wick, Jar, Box + Label | $4.13 |
| Your Labor (16 min, Actually Paid) | $6.00 |
| Etsy Shelf Price (25% Net) | $20.00 |
| Sales to Cover a $150 Booth | 18 candles |
| Thin-Margin Product Warning | ⚠ LOSES MONEY UNDER OFFSITE ADS |
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Prices every product by the gram/inch through the full 2026 Etsy fee stack — including the Offsite Ads trap — and tells you whether a craft-fair booth is worth booking before you pay the fee.
I Build These Custom.
Detailing, lawn care, cleaning, food trucks, churches and non-profits, childcare, specialty fabrication — the four engines above prove the architecture. If your pricing lives in your head or a spreadsheet nobody's allowed to touch, I build the engine around how you actually work.
Generic SaaS ($588–$1,788/yr)
- Three years in you've paid $1,764–$5,364 — and still own nothing
- Flat-rate price book often gated behind a $149/mo add-on
- Your customer data trapped behind someone else's login
- Stop paying → it all disappears
Your Custom Engine (.xlsx)
- One flat build fee. No monthly subscriptions ever
- Built 100% around your supplies, crew, and rates
- Runs offline in the field; owned by you forever
- Validated by 140–220 automated formula tests before delivery
Custom solutions from $400 — adapt an existing engine to your trade, or scope a ground-up build on one 15-minute call. Fixed fee, quoted before any work starts.
Questions? Ask the guy who built it.
I'm Jeff — Marine vet, live in Locust Grove. My career has been making messy things run: a base in Afghanistan, tech startups that needed un-sticking, a 30-man counter-drone outfit chasing its first DoD foothold, the global juggernaut whose blue vans probably want to build a data center near you. I'm a nerd who gets his hands dirty, and I've been part of process improvement at every level from startup to monopoly. Email or call and let's talk through a solution tailor-made to how your shop actually works — in a fraction of the time and cost the big guys would take.
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